Funny Pickup Lines

"I know we aren't socks but I think we could be a great pair."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you McDonald's? Because I'm loving it."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got 'fine' written all over you."

"Are you my exam? Because I've been studying you like crazy."

"Are you lightning? Because I'm trying to be your McQueen. KACHOW!"

"Are you Block Blast? Because I'm addicted to you."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Is your name Google Maps? Because you have everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a garden? Because I'm digging you."

"Do you like raisins? How about a date?"

"Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die."

"Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk."

"Is your nickname Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you coffee? Because you're hot and I like you a latte."

"Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good."

"Are you a high test score? Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Is your name Lucky Charms? Because you're magically delicious."

"Are you pizza? Because I'd never ghost you."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make my heart race in 30 seconds."

"Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."

"Are you homework? Because I'm not doing you but I should be."

"Do you have a TikTok? Because you've been on my For You page all day."

"Are you a meme? Because I want to share you with everyone."

"Is your name Spotify? Because you're in my top 10."

"Are you Discord? Because you've got me in my voice channel feelings."

"Are you an iPhone? Because I'd trade my kidney for you."

"Is your Wi-Fi on? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Do you have Venmo? Because you can take all my money."

"Are you a group chat? Because I can't stop thinking about you."

"Is your name Amazon Prime? Because you're exactly what I need in two days."

"Are you an ad? Because I can't skip you."

"Are you a tweet? Because you went viral in my heart."

"Are you crypto? Because my heart's value skyrockets around you."

"Do you stream? Because I'd subscribe to your life."

"Do you use Reddit? Because you're front page material."

"Is your name YouTube? Because I could watch you for hours without ads."

"Are you Shazam? Because I can't identify what I'm feeling but it's about you."

"Do you have Bluetooth? Because I'm trying to pair with you."

"Are you a cloud? Because you're always on my iMind."

"Do you have unlimited data? Because I want to stream with you forever."

"Is your name Alexa? Because you answer all my questions."

"Are you my screen time report? Because I think about you way too much."

"Are you a browser tab? Because I can't seem to close you."

"Are you a pop-up? Because you appeared out of nowhere and caught my attention."

"Are you a password? Because you're hard to figure out but worth the effort."

"Do you like gaming? Because you just leveled up my life."