Nerdy Pickup Lines
For the Intellectually Charming
For those who appreciate clever wordplay and references.
"If you were an angle, you'd be an acute one."
"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."
"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me."
"Do you like chemistry? Because I've got my ion you."
"Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you."
"Do you play Minecraft? Because I'd dig straight to you."
"Are you Windows? Because you've opened up to my heart."
"Do you code? Because you just debugged my lonely heart."
"Is your love open source? Because I want to contribute."
"Is your name Linux? Because you're free and I want you forever."
"Is your heart an SSD? Because it loads fast when I'm around."
"Are you thermal paste? Because you're keeping my CPU cool."