Pickup Lines For Everyone
Universal lines that work on anyone
"Math is so confusing, it always talks about x and y but not you and I."
"Are you money? Because you're all that I need."
"I know we aren't socks but I think we could be a great pair."
"Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest."
"I'm not an electrician, but I can light up your day."
"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."
"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."
"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."
"Do you know if there are any police around? Because I'm about to steal your heart."
"Are you McDonald's? Because I'm loving it."
"You must be Google because you're everything I've been searching for."
"Are you lightning? Because I'm trying to be your McQueen. KACHOW!"
"Are you Block Blast? Because I'm addicted to you."
"If you were an angle, you'd be an acute one."
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."
"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."
"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."
"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm."
"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."
"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."
"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."
"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me."
"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"
"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"
"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."
"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."
"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."
"Are you a baker? Because you've got nice buns."
"Is your name Google Maps? Because you have everything I'm searching for."
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Are you a garden? Because I'm digging you."
"Do you like raisins? How about a date?"
"Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die."
"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."
"Are you a cake? Because I want a piece of that."
"Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk."
"Is your nickname Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."
"Are you coffee? Because you're hot and I like you a latte."
"Do you like chemistry? Because I've got my ion you."
"Are you an artist? Because you're so fine you should be in a museum."
"Is your face a work of art? Because I want to nail it against the wall."
"Are you a blanket? Because you keep me warm at night."
"Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready."
"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."
"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good."
"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."
"Do you have an inhaler? Because you take my breath away."
"Are you a high test score? Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."
"Is your name Lucky Charms? Because you're magically delicious."
"Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out."
"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one."
"Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you."
"Is your name Medusa? Because you make me rock hard."
"Are you pizza? Because I'd never ghost you."
"Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you."
"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."
"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship that."
"Are you a microwave? Because you make my heart race in 30 seconds."
"Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand."
"Are you a sunset? Because you're beautiful and I could watch you all day."
"Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."
"Are you homework? Because I'm not doing you but I should be."
"Do you have a TikTok? Because you've been on my For You page all day."
"Are you a meme? Because I want to share you with everyone."
"Is your name Spotify? Because you're in my top 10."
"Are you Discord? Because you've got me in my voice channel feelings."
"Do you play Minecraft? Because I'd dig straight to you."
"Are you an iPhone? Because I'd trade my kidney for you."
"Is your Wi-Fi on? Because I'm feeling a connection."
"Are you a notification? Because you just made my day."
"Do you have Venmo? Because you can take all my money."
"Are you a group chat? Because I can't stop thinking about you."
"Is your name Amazon Prime? Because you're exactly what I need in two days."
"Are you an ad? Because I can't skip you."
"Do you have Instagram? Because I want to follow you forever."
"Are you a tweet? Because you went viral in my heart."
"Is your name Tesla? Because you're electrifying."
"Are you crypto? Because my heart's value skyrockets around you."
"Do you stream? Because I'd subscribe to your life."
"Are you a video game? Because I want to play you all night."
"Is your profile public? Because you should be a worldwide treasure."
"Are you AirPods? Because I'm afraid of losing you."
"Do you use Reddit? Because you're front page material."
"Are you a DM? Because you just slid into my heart."
"Is your name YouTube? Because I could watch you for hours without ads."
"Are you Shazam? Because I can't identify what I'm feeling but it's about you."
"Do you have Bluetooth? Because I'm trying to pair with you."
"Are you Windows? Because you've opened up to my heart."
"Is your face ID? Because I can't unlock my feelings without you."
"Are you a cloud? Because you're always on my iMind."
"Do you have unlimited data? Because I want to stream with you forever."
"Are you a filter? Because you make everything look better."
"Is your name Alexa? Because you answer all my questions."
"Are you a retweet? Because you deserve to be shared with the world."
"Do you code? Because you just debugged my lonely heart."
"Are you a backup? Because you're exactly what I need when things go wrong."
"Is your smile in 4K? Because the quality is unmatched."
"Are you my screen time report? Because I think about you way too much."
"Do you believe in cloud storage? Because I'm saving a spot for you in my heart."
"Are you a firewall? Because you're protecting my heart from everyone else."
"Is your love open source? Because I want to contribute."
"Are you a browser tab? Because I can't seem to close you."
"Do you have dark mode? Because you look good any way."
"Are you a keyboard shortcut? Because you make everything easier."
"Is your name Linux? Because you're free and I want you forever."
"Are you a pop-up? Because you appeared out of nowhere and caught my attention."
"Do you update regularly? Because you keep getting better."
"Are you a password? Because you're hard to figure out but worth the effort."
"Is your heart an SSD? Because it loads fast when I'm around."
"Are you thermal paste? Because you're keeping my CPU cool."
"Do you like gaming? Because you just leveled up my life."
"Is your laugh a tease? ‘Cause it’s pulling me closer to trouble."
"Are you a pizza slice? ‘Cause I wanna grab you and get cheesy."
"Are you a spicy taco? ‘Cause I’m dying to taste your hot filling."
"Is your name Wi-Fi? ‘Cause I’m connecting to your steamy signal now."
"Is that a banana? ‘Cause I’m peeling you open for a wild ride."
"Are you a cupcake? ‘Cause I’m dying to frost you with kisses."
"Is your lap a seat? ‘Cause I’m dying to ride you hard."
"Are you a sponge? ‘Cause I’m soaking wet and need your squeeze."