Mild Pickup Lines

"Are you candy? Because I think you're sweet."

"Math is so confusing, it always talks about x and y but not you and I."

"No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention."

"Are you mixed? Because you're half fine and half mine."

"Are you money? Because you're all that I need."

"Is your hand getting heavy? I can hold it for you."

"I don't use Google anymore because when I saw you the search was over."

"Are you the school stairs? Because you take my breath away."

"I know we aren't socks but I think we could be a great pair."

"Can I tie your shoe? Because I don't want you to fall for someone else."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest."

"I'm not an electrician, but I can light up your day."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you the cure for Alzheimer's? Because you're unforgettable."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Do you know if there are any police around? Because I'm about to steal your heart."

"Are you McDonald's? Because I'm loving it."

"Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I'm around you."

"Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me!"

"Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a secret? Because I don't think I can share you."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got 'fine' written all over you."

"Are you my exam? Because I've been studying you like crazy."

"You must be tired because you've been running around my mind all day."

"You must be Google because you're everything I've been searching for."

"Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you lightning? Because I'm trying to be your McQueen. KACHOW!"

"Are you Block Blast? Because I'm addicted to you."

"If you were an angle, you'd be an acute one."

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purrfect."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a snowflake? Because I've fallen for you."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Is your name Google Maps? Because you have everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a song? Because you're stuck in my head."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

"Are you a garden? Because I'm digging you."

"Do you like raisins? How about a date?"

"Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk."

"Are you a candle? Because you light up my world."

"Is your nickname Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you coffee? Because you're hot and I like you a latte."

"Do you like chemistry? Because I've got my ion you."

"Are you an artist? Because you're so fine you should be in a museum."

"Are you a blanket? Because you keep me warm at night."

"Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Do you have an inhaler? Because you take my breath away."

"Are you a high test score? Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Is your name Lucky Charms? Because you're magically delicious."

"Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one."

"Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you."

"Are you pizza? Because I'd never ghost you."

"Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make my heart race in 30 seconds."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're beautiful and I could watch you all day."

"Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."

"Are you homework? Because I'm not doing you but I should be."

"Do you have a TikTok? Because you've been on my For You page all day."

"Are you a meme? Because I want to share you with everyone."

"Is your name Spotify? Because you're in my top 10."

"Are you Discord? Because you've got me in my voice channel feelings."

"Do you play Minecraft? Because I'd dig straight to you."

"Are you an iPhone? Because I'd trade my kidney for you."

"Is your Wi-Fi on? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a notification? Because you just made my day."

"Do you have Venmo? Because you can take all my money."

"Are you a group chat? Because I can't stop thinking about you."

"Is your name Amazon Prime? Because you're exactly what I need in two days."

"Are you an ad? Because I can't skip you."

"Do you have Instagram? Because I want to follow you forever."

"Are you a tweet? Because you went viral in my heart."

"Is your name Tesla? Because you're electrifying."

"Are you crypto? Because my heart's value skyrockets around you."

"Do you stream? Because I'd subscribe to your life."

"Is your profile public? Because you should be a worldwide treasure."

"Are you AirPods? Because I'm afraid of losing you."

"Do you use Reddit? Because you're front page material."

"Are you a DM? Because you just slid into my heart."

"Is your name YouTube? Because I could watch you for hours without ads."

"Are you Shazam? Because I can't identify what I'm feeling but it's about you."

"Do you have Bluetooth? Because I'm trying to pair with you."

"Are you Windows? Because you've opened up to my heart."

"Is your face ID? Because I can't unlock my feelings without you."

"Are you a cloud? Because you're always on my iMind."

"Do you have unlimited data? Because I want to stream with you forever."

"Are you a filter? Because you make everything look better."

"Is your name Alexa? Because you answer all my questions."

"Are you a retweet? Because you deserve to be shared with the world."

"Do you code? Because you just debugged my lonely heart."

"Are you a backup? Because you're exactly what I need when things go wrong."

"Is your smile in 4K? Because the quality is unmatched."

"Are you my screen time report? Because I think about you way too much."

"Do you believe in cloud storage? Because I'm saving a spot for you in my heart."

"Are you a firewall? Because you're protecting my heart from everyone else."

"Is your love open source? Because I want to contribute."

"Are you a browser tab? Because I can't seem to close you."

"Do you have dark mode? Because you look good any way."

"Are you a keyboard shortcut? Because you make everything easier."

"Is your name Linux? Because you're free and I want you forever."

"Are you a pop-up? Because you appeared out of nowhere and caught my attention."

"Do you update regularly? Because you keep getting better."

"Are you a password? Because you're hard to figure out but worth the effort."

"Is your heart an SSD? Because it loads fast when I'm around."

"Are you thermal paste? Because you're keeping my CPU cool."

"Do you like gaming? Because you just leveled up my life."